Here it is my response to all the Michigan fans who talked about how Michigan was going to beat Alabama. Enjoy and spread it to a Michigan fan you love, or want to love. Be sure to read up on Operation Hug It Out (OHIO) too.
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Showing posts with label Michigan. Show all posts
Operation Hug It Out
So what is "Operation Hug It Out?" O.H.I.O. is a plan to extend a little southern hospitality to our friends from Canada, University of Michigan fans. These poor Canadians have, as my good friend King put it, "Have no idea what's coming."
As we all know, after a tragedy of the magnitude about to inflict our poor eskimo friends, there is a lot of healing that needs to be done. You need someone to come along and put an arm around you, to guide you through the wilderness. Someone to be your magic unicorn of love that helps you cope with the absolutely devastating ass kicking reality check that has just befallen you. I am going to be that loving embrace for Michigan fans.
Of course, I can't be there to hug them in person, and I don't want to catch Canada. So I will do the next best thing, I will make an internet hug for them. It will be a full multimedia presentation that will use images, music, animation, and words to express how much I love them. It will touch on a range of subjects from their being Canadian to them being in the Big 10. Truly, I am a man of the people.
But who will you send this loving warm rainbow kiss embrace to Bandit? Glad you asked. If you follow me on Twitter you may have noticed how I have been retweeting the most angry, silly, and ignorant messages from Michigan fans. I will use these individuals as my base, tweeting my message to each and everyone of them. I am sure they will respond with kind words and adoration, they may try to make me king of Michigan. ( I will of course decline, I don't know how to build an igloo.) Be sure to follow me on Twitter so that you can see the wonderful outcry of love that I receive back.
But lets not stop there, we all need to pitch in. Be sure to save the twitter or facebooks of any really "special" Michigan fans that might cross your path. Then on Sunday morning send them a link to this page, which will by then have our video message posted at the top. Heck, if we could get the message posted on some Michigan fan websites on Sunday morning just think of all the love we could spread!
Thank you all for helping these poor less fortunate Canadian souls,
Bandit
As we all know, after a tragedy of the magnitude about to inflict our poor eskimo friends, there is a lot of healing that needs to be done. You need someone to come along and put an arm around you, to guide you through the wilderness. Someone to be your magic unicorn of love that helps you cope with the absolutely devastating ass kicking reality check that has just befallen you. I am going to be that loving embrace for Michigan fans.
Of course, I can't be there to hug them in person, and I don't want to catch Canada. So I will do the next best thing, I will make an internet hug for them. It will be a full multimedia presentation that will use images, music, animation, and words to express how much I love them. It will touch on a range of subjects from their being Canadian to them being in the Big 10. Truly, I am a man of the people.
But who will you send this loving warm rainbow kiss embrace to Bandit? Glad you asked. If you follow me on Twitter you may have noticed how I have been retweeting the most angry, silly, and ignorant messages from Michigan fans. I will use these individuals as my base, tweeting my message to each and everyone of them. I am sure they will respond with kind words and adoration, they may try to make me king of Michigan. ( I will of course decline, I don't know how to build an igloo.) Be sure to follow me on Twitter so that you can see the wonderful outcry of love that I receive back.
But lets not stop there, we all need to pitch in. Be sure to save the twitter or facebooks of any really "special" Michigan fans that might cross your path. Then on Sunday morning send them a link to this page, which will by then have our video message posted at the top. Heck, if we could get the message posted on some Michigan fan websites on Sunday morning just think of all the love we could spread!
Thank you all for helping these poor less fortunate Canadian souls,
Bandit
Fun Things To Say To Michigan Fans
The Michigan vs. Alabama game on Saturday night is going to be a tight game ... at least until kickoff. Michigan fans, and Big 10 fans in general, are getting very chippy on the Twitterbook and the MyGoogle, which is surprising considering the last few years. So for those of you venturing into Dallas this weekend, I have written a few phrases that may come in handy.
10. I drive a Honda.
9. The Red Wings are my favorite NBA team too.
8. Matthew Stafford never lived up to the hype in the SEC either.
7. Michael Moore is from your state.
Daily CFB Deinspiration
Michigan has included Toussaint in their depth chart for the Alabama game. What happened to all that moral high ground the Big 10 used to have? Did you leave it in the showers?
CFB Meme of the Day
Since it's Michigan hate week around here Michigan will of course be your CFB Meme of the day subject.
CFB Rooting Interest, Week 1
This is where I tell you who I will be rooting for each week. I won't call you an idiot if you don't root for the same teams, my last name isn't Brando. (Unless he proposes before you read this.)
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| Spending time with his family. |
Early Game: Miami University (Ohio) at Ohio State 11a.m. on BTN
Yeah, so Miami University (Ohio)* probably has no chance, but I would still love to see Urbie totally doink his first home game as Ohio State head coach.
*Thanks to @BourbonWarfare for correcting me on the name of his Alma Mater. I always appreciate folks helping me to not look like a giraffe with a head injury.
*Thanks to @BourbonWarfare for correcting me on the name of his Alma Mater. I always appreciate folks helping me to not look like a giraffe with a head injury.
CFB Meme of the Day
Remember when ESPN asked "What if Michael Vick was white" because they wanted to see if we were all racist? Well, I made one for Michigan QB Denard Robinson, what do you think?
Lying With Numbers, Spring Game Attendance Report
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| I love this so much, particularly that Arizona's spring football game is held in a baseball stadium. |
Spring game attendance doesn't mean much in the way of anything serious, but it can be a good indicator of fan support. Especially when you compare this year's attendance to last year's attendance. So here are the official numbers, the likely lies, and last years numbers for comparison. Included are all the usually SEC teams and some notable extras.
Some teams haven't played yet, this article will be updated as further spring games are completed. Also, don't confuse laughing at the exaggerations of universities as actually thinking spring game numbers matter.
Covered Games: Alabama, Auburn, LSU, South Carolina, Michigan, Clemson, Georgia, Mizzou, Pitt, Purdue, USC, Texas and FSU.
Covered Games: Alabama, Auburn, LSU, South Carolina, Michigan, Clemson, Georgia, Mizzou, Pitt, Purdue, USC, Texas and FSU.
Big 10 Billboard Wars
Well here we go again with Universities and their billboards. I guess after seeing the wild success of the SEC billboards the Big 10 thought they needed to get their message out there. It's understandable you want to put a cap on the message of your school right before signing day:
Click the billboards to make them larger.
Iowa wants everyone to know they aren't a second banana.
Click the billboards to make them larger.
Iowa wants everyone to know they aren't a second banana.
Puppies Respond to the Worst Tweets of the Week
Sometimes only a puppy picture will do. Click the photos to make them larger!
Dennis Dodd of CBS is well known for his inability to understand which team will win in football games. He wrote an article today detailing what would happen if there were a playoff system in college football. In this tweet he is going back in time and predicting who would have won each BCS championship had there been a playoff.
His basis for why the SEC, specifically Alabama, would get upset in a playoff is that you can never tell what will happen. So his argument for making predictions is that you can never know what would happen? Yeah.
He also believes apparently that Nick Saban the best coach currently coaching in college football. (don't even try to argue he's not) would not have won any championships if it was a playoff system. Right.
If only we had a playoff, USC and Miami would win every year, unicorns would be real, and there would be world peace.
Dennis Dodd of CBS is well known for his inability to understand which team will win in football games. He wrote an article today detailing what would happen if there were a playoff system in college football. In this tweet he is going back in time and predicting who would have won each BCS championship had there been a playoff.
His basis for why the SEC, specifically Alabama, would get upset in a playoff is that you can never tell what will happen. So his argument for making predictions is that you can never know what would happen? Yeah.
He also believes apparently that Nick Saban the best coach currently coaching in college football. (don't even try to argue he's not) would not have won any championships if it was a playoff system. Right.
If only we had a playoff, USC and Miami would win every year, unicorns would be real, and there would be world peace.
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