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The Greatest Auburn Hate Mail I Have Ever Received

This is a series of emails I received from a gentleman we shall call Auburn Dale. Dale is very upset about my Gene Chizik Firing Pool and has reached out to me in a spirit of compromise and understanding. Naw, I'm just kidding, Dale is bat shit crazy and loves Auburn, the result of which is the greatest hate mail I have ever gotten. Dale is kinda my hero and my bff now.

In order to keep things PG-13 I have changed all curse words to the word: TREES

From DALE ********* **********@AOL.com

To Me

YOU ARE GOING TO TREES I CANT BELIEVE THAT EVEN A BAMMER WOULD BE TREE CAN ENOUGH TO USE CANCER TO SHOW HIS HATE OF AUBURN YOUR THE KIND OF UPDIKE I HATE THE MOST YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO TREE

From Me

To DALE ********* **********@AOL.com

Yep, if not for cancer I couldn't make fun of Auburn, and guys like you.

Bandit