The Greatest Auburn Hate Mail I Have Ever Received

This is a series of emails I received from a gentleman we shall call Auburn Dale. Dale is very upset about my Gene Chizik Firing Pool and has reached out to me in a spirit of compromise and understanding. Naw, I'm just kidding, Dale is bat shit crazy and loves Auburn, the result of which is the greatest hate mail I have ever gotten. Dale is kinda my hero and my bff now.

In order to keep things PG-13 I have changed all curse words to the word: TREES

From DALE ********* **********@AOL.com

To Me

YOU ARE GOING TO TREES I CANT BELIEVE THAT EVEN A BAMMER WOULD BE TREE CAN ENOUGH TO USE CANCER TO SHOW HIS HATE OF AUBURN YOUR THE KIND OF UPDIKE I HATE THE MOST YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO TREE

 From Me


To DALE ********* **********@AOL.com

Yep, if not for cancer I couldn't make fun of Auburn, and guys like you.

Bandit

The Gene Chizik Firing Pool

WIN A FABULOUS PRIZE AND HELP A GREAT MOM FIGHT CANCER!

Gene Chizk's Auburn Tiger are 1-2, looking straight into the jaws of 1-3.  We all know how Auburn enjoys running off coaches (here and here).  Personally, I think it's just a matter of time before we say happy trails to the Chizmonster. Why not have some fun and use Chiz's impending vocational shift for some good?  

THE CONTEST

The contest is simple, whoever picks the date and time closest to Chizik's actual D-day, wins.  

THE CAUSE

 
To enter the contest visit the Raise Money For Jami Davis page and make a donation.   Jami is mom to the famous Bama Dawg and a 9 year old little girl.  Jami has been diagnosed with stage 3 colorectal cancer. The costs of her medical care are staggering, and every donation helps, no matter the amount.

After sending your donation email me at banditref@gmail.com with your prediction of the time and date Gene Chizik gets fired. Be sure to include your name and Twitter handle.  I will then place you in the pool.  The pool will be posted on this page, so come back often and see what your friends are predicting.

 THE PRIZE

The prize is a personal social media graphics package from @K1ngCrimson and @banditref.  It will include a personally drawn caricature, a personal Twitter logo, Twitter background, Facebook cover photo and more.  The package is valued at over 1 billion Zimbabwe dollars. You will also earn a prize more rare and valued than any other, the respect and admiration of King Crimson and Bandit Ref.

HOW TO HELP

SPREAD THE WORD! Tweet, Facebook, and shout from the roof tops about this contest, lets get Jami better!