Offseason Oddsmakers

It's the offseason and when the inevitable boredom leads you to watch an NBA game without Jeremy Lin in it, you know it's gone to far. Don't worry though, we have the solution for your offseason blues. It is way to early to start making predictions about next season with any hope of accuracy. (that will not stop ESPN from doing so anyway) But we can make some bets about the offseason.  I won't tell you which bets I would take, you will have to choose for yourself, we don't want that kind of play at our blackjack table.




Nick Saban will make a media member cry during a press conference. We are only a few press conferences into the spring and all ready Saban has been belittling and shaming reporters left and right. In fact rumor has it that Saban is going to be installing a hot coal walking pit to determine if reporters are manly enough to ask him a question. ODDS 6:1

Bret Bielema Gives A List of Grievances to Jim Delany

Bret Bielema is very upset that Urban Meyer stole two players out of his recruiting class.  Of course when you only have a dozen players in your class everyone is very important.  I do find if humorous though that Bielema, the king of running up the score on MAC teams, wants to preach about being classy.  Bielema says he is going to speak to Big 10 commissioner, and world champion staring contest winner, Jim Delany about the awful Urban Meyer. Bielema says there was a gentleman's agreement in the Big 10 and they don't want to become the SEC.  Don't worry Bielema I don't see you winning any big games anytime soon. However, not many folks know Bielema isn't just upset about the recruit stealing, he has a whole list of grievances.  These two pages were found stuffed in Jim Delany's mailbox:

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