CFB Rooting Interest, Week 2

This is where I tell you who I am rooting for, feel free to do the opposite just out of spite.  All times Eastern.

Thursday Game: Pittsburgh at Cincinnati, 8PM ESPN, I guess I am rooting for Cincinnati, though I am only watching this because it is the only college football on.  Maybe if they played the Notre Dame vs. Purdue game at the same time, on the same field, I might be interested.

Friday Game: Utah at Utah State, 8PM East ESPN2, I don't have multiple wives or magic underwear so I don't really have a dog in this hunt.  I will pull for Utah State since they are the underdog.

Noon Game: Auburn at Mississippi State 12PM ESPN,  I am rooting for Mississippi State because I don't want the terrorist to win.

Afternoon Game: Western Kentucky at Alabama, 3:30PM ESPN3 SEC Network, Because I will watch any Alabama football game.

Dinner Game: Washington at LSU, 7PM ESPN, Go Huskies, though the outlook is grim.

Night Game: Georgia at Mizzou 7:45 PM ESPN 2, I think Mizzou has a real shot at winning their first SEC game.  Mark Richt will then start planning his 12th rebuilding year.  Go Zou!

Night Cap Game: Oklahoma State at Arizona 10:30 PM PAC 12 Network, Will Rich Rod get his first win at Arizona? How will Oklahoma Sate look playing a non high school level team? These questions answered and more! Go Rich Rod ... I feel dirty.

SEC Media Days, BINGO

SEC media days are here, I can almost smell the football.  Rules for this bingo are the same as any other bingo, get 5 in a row to win.  So play SEC Media Days Bingo, it's almost as much fun as football*.


*This game is not actually anywhere close to being as fun as football.  Choking hazard to children under 3 and Tim Brando.

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Offseason Oddsmakers

It's the offseason and when the inevitable boredom leads you to watch an NBA game without Jeremy Lin in it, you know it's gone to far. Don't worry though, we have the solution for your offseason blues. It is way to early to start making predictions about next season with any hope of accuracy. (that will not stop ESPN from doing so anyway) But we can make some bets about the offseason.  I won't tell you which bets I would take, you will have to choose for yourself, we don't want that kind of play at our blackjack table.




Nick Saban will make a media member cry during a press conference. We are only a few press conferences into the spring and all ready Saban has been belittling and shaming reporters left and right. In fact rumor has it that Saban is going to be installing a hot coal walking pit to determine if reporters are manly enough to ask him a question. ODDS 6:1

Every Conversation With the Media in the Off Season

About 30 seconds after the National Championship each year the college football media begins it's traditional season of not thinking*.  These are the usual results:

*If you are a media member I obviously wrote this about your competitors, not you, you're awesome.

Week One College Football "ON NOTICE" Board

What an eventful first week of college football.   I wasn't quite right about my Utah State prediction, but I was dang close.  A lot of folks need to be put "ON NOTICE" this week to get things straight before it gets any worse.  Let's take a look at the lucky winners: 

Head the warning if you make the list.  You are hear-by officially ON NOTICE! 

A Message From Mark Richt