PROJECT EWOK, THE BANDIT REF BIG EAST CONFERENCE REVITALIZATION PLAN

I shall rule the Big East from my iron throne
in King's Landing.

Many of you probably remember when I threw my hat into the ring to become the Tennessee Volunteer's A.D., or when I made my case for becoming the next head coach of Ole Miss.  I even started a trend with Andy Staples pilling on the bandwagon. Well, I think I realize now why I didn't get any of those jobs ... my skill set really suits me for a higher calling. I am officially joining the race to become the new Big East Conference Commissioner. I will be rolling out my qualifications over the next few days as they are varied, many, and compelling. For now I want to present you with the preliminary plan for a Big East Conference under the divine authority of the Bandit Ref.