Fun Things To Say To Michigan Fans

The Michigan vs. Alabama game on Saturday night is going to be a tight game ... at least until kickoff.  Michigan fans, and Big 10 fans in general, are getting very chippy on the Twitterbook and the MyGoogle, which is surprising considering the last few years.  So for those of you venturing into Dallas this weekend, I have written a few phrases that may come in handy. 

10. I drive a Honda.

9.  The Red Wings are my favorite NBA team too.

8.  Matthew Stafford never lived up to the hype in the SEC either.

7.  Michael Moore is from your state.

6.  Appalachian State.

5.  Hey remember Tate Forcier?

4.  I have never shoveled my driveway.

3.  Dominos Pizza is to Papa Johns what Michigan is to Ohio State.

2.  You fought a war over Toledo.

1.  Michigan is the run down bowling alley of America.

BONUS fun things to say to Texas fans who are rooting for Michigan. (They all are.)

5. Just like your last national championship, the Alamo was a defeat.

4. Contrary to Texas public education, the Flintstones is not a documentary.

3. Hablas Ingles? (Do you speak English?)

2. This is just like being on the Walker Texas Ranger set.

1. Rooting for Michigan? Getting Yankees to fight your battles now? Proud moment for you.