As we all know, after a tragedy of the magnitude about to inflict our poor eskimo friends, there is a lot of healing that needs to be done. You need someone to come along and put an arm around you, to guide you through the wilderness. Someone to be your magic unicorn of love that helps you cope with the absolutely devastating ass kicking reality check that has just befallen you. I am going to be that loving embrace for Michigan fans.
Of course, I can't be there to hug them in person, and I don't want to catch Canada. So I will do the next best thing, I will make an internet hug for them. It will be a full multimedia presentation that will use images, music, animation, and words to express how much I love them. It will touch on a range of subjects from their being Canadian to them being in the Big 10. Truly, I am a man of the people.
But who will you send this loving warm rainbow kiss embrace to Bandit? Glad you asked. If you follow me on Twitter you may have noticed how I have been retweeting the most angry, silly, and ignorant messages from Michigan fans. I will use these individuals as my base, tweeting my message to each and everyone of them. I am sure they will respond with kind words and adoration, they may try to make me king of Michigan. ( I will of course decline, I don't know how to build an igloo.) Be sure to follow me on Twitter so that you can see the wonderful outcry of love that I receive back.
But lets not stop there, we all need to pitch in. Be sure to save the twitter or facebooks of any really "special" Michigan fans that might cross your path. Then on Sunday morning send them a link to this page, which will by then have our video message posted at the top. Heck, if we could get the message posted on some Michigan fan websites on Sunday morning just think of all the love we could spread!
Thank you all for helping these poor less fortunate Canadian souls,
Bandit
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