The Bandit Poll, Week 3

Another week, another Bandit Poll, preferred by 4 out of 5 dentist.  Before we start let me drop a little Haiku for the Oklahoma State fan who said I was an idiot for not ranking his team.  

Okie State Blew It

You Look Like A Big Clown

No Be A Clown.

1. Alabama - Alabama fans chill, don't be ridiculous about a shutout, unless you just want to look like Yankee fans.

2. Oregon - still quaking.

3. WVU - still mountianing?

4. USC - Matt Barkley is a boy dog.

5. LSU - because I got high.


6. FSU - climbing my poll, I feel like I may regret this.

7. Ohio State - It's a school in the state of Ohio.

8. South Carolina - it has come to this.  Vandy win looking less impressive now, how will they fair vs. UGA?

9. Va Tech - technically they will probably loose a couple and drop down soon.

10. Clemson - I have three ACC teams in my top 10, feel free to mock me. 

11.  Tennessee - the Vols continue to surprise me. Maybe Derrick Dooley can hold on to those business cards.

12.  Georgia - I have to admit the Mizzou win was impressive and UGA may be in the hunt to be the team that Alabama or LSU slaughters.

13.  Kansas State - So far, so good.

14.  Mississippi State - NCAA be damned this looks like the third best team in the West.

15.  Michigan State - beating Notre Dame would go a long way to proving Sparty's metal. 

16.  Notre Dame - speak of the Irish devil.

17.  Texas - pronounced Tejas.

18.  Louisville - The very best football team in Kentucky and the surrounding territories.

19.  Oklahoma - The media and I disagree on this one by about 15 spots.

20.  Florida - WILL MUSCHAMP IS NOT AMUSED.

21.  Arizona - the Rich Rod rises.

22.  BYU - the Mormons who aren't running for president.

23.  TCU - I am as enthusiastic about TCU as I am about a new season of Burn Notice.

24.  Boise State - with no real opponents it's going to be hard for Boise to climb very high.  I'm sorry Timmy B.

25.  Ole Miss - Oh I still think they are terrible, but 2-0 is way better than I expected up till now. A win vs. Tejas would make them a top 20 team.


Dropped Out: Nebraska, Wisconsin, Arkansas.

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