Social Media Wisdom

Today's Social Media Wisdom is a series of tweets from Harvey Updyke's sister. 


One of these photos is from Facebook, the other is from a professional
photographer working for the correctional arm of the State of Florida.

It all started when I posted my Hug For Michigan video on Youtube.  The lovely and well spoken @bamazkim did not enjoy my humorous video and tweeted the following:



Obviously football should be taken seriously and not treated as a silly game, the Queen could stop by.  But Kim wasn't done, she then posted pretty much the same exact thing on Youtube.  I became concerned and asked Kim to go see her doctor, because repeating things can be a sign of a stroke.  She did not believe that my concern was sincere.



I should join a gang of thugs, but I don't have the street cred to be a blood or crypt.  Maybe I could join one of those dancing and singing gangs from West Side Story?  I am obviously uneducated and need to learn from Kim, so let's take a look at some of her tweets and bask in the glow of real intelligence.


Kim doesn't mean mayhem, she means a ham bought in the month of May.


Tweeting recruits is a great idea, and FYI "good luck" is now one word.



Kim does not like South Carolina very much. This is an example of being classy to other schools.


I wish BP would finish spilling that oil already. 


Kim only tweets barefooted from the kitchen.


Bobby is innocent.


I'm not sure if she is calling the tree or Updyke the antichrist, but both are hilarious.


There is so much win in this tweet.  Harvey Updike is Harvey Updyke's gay evil twin.  Apparently gay people just run around tea-bagging folks.  Is anyone shocked she knows exactly how to spell Krystal though?


This is some deep Taosit thinking.


And finally, you should just walk off that hurricane New Orleans, don't be such crybabies. 


I hear by declare Kim officially the Tammy of Alabama. 










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