Iron Bowl Holiday Cards

Are you sick of getting boring holiday cards? The ones where your friends send you a card starring their entire family dressed in matching outfits with fake smiles plastered on so hard it hurts.  Those cards are beyond creepy, they say: "Celebrate this wonderful time of year by sending pictures that in no way represent your family or your feelings!" Besides they celebrate holidays that are already over done:

Christmas - Yes, thank you, I am aware of this season since the stores decorated for it in August.

Chanukah - Thanks, I already listened to that Adam Sandler song, no reminder necessary.

Thanksgiving - You don't win an award for sending me the first crappy card.

New Years - Without this card I would never have known to buy a new calendar.

Why not send a card that is not only funny but also celebrates a holiday people are actually looking forward too? The greatest time of the year, the most special, holy, wonderful day of all: Iron Bowl Day!  The Flea Flicker is bringing you funny cards that people will give a damn about, for a holiday people give a damn about.

Our Iron Bowl Holiday cards are actually post cards, all you have to do is write your message stick a stamp on it and the job is done.  Plus our cards come with the added bonus of making fun of Auburn, which is what the season is really all about.

Your purchase will include 20 cards of multiple designs.  There is a card for everyone in your life:

Co-Workers
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Significant Others
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Friends
Neighbors
Family
And More!



Your cards will be shipped to you the third week of November, assuring that you will have plenty of time to get them out for the big day!

You get to annoy all the Auburn fans in your life and have your cards be the hit of the holidays for only $14.  Seriously that is like 1 1/2 trips to Starbucks, isn't making fun of your Auburn friends worth that?  Seriously, who do you think is gonna get on more fridges, the creepy matching family, or a joke about Auburn? Be a winner, order now!

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