Crime Scene Diagram of Dominique Easley's Alleged Assault of Reggie Myles

Saturday evening after the Florida / Alabama game a crime took place.  Former Crimson Tide corner-back Reggie Myles was tackled to the ground while carrying a tray of delicious chicken strips. Myles identified current Florida player Dominique Easley as his assailant   We don't know if Easley was motivated by anger over not being able to tackle any current Alabama players during the game, or just sheer hunger for delicious chicken fingers.  The always reasonable and professional University of Florida police department is investigating the crime.  We have obtained their crime scene diagram of the assault:

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I love chicken strips.


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