The Best Auburn Responses To The NCAA Investigation

Yesterday this happened.  So we all now know Auburn is being investigated by the NCAA.  Before they could get another tree update out to change the subject the best and brightest of Auburn took to twitter to defend their school, hilarity ensued.


@AUFanatic23
Kendall Walton


@banditref I see that you are also mad that we came into your house and came all the way back. It's ok though you'll be mad again next year.


Oh Kendall.  I was mad the day after the Iron Bowl, today I am just laughing at you.  Be sure you don't drown in all that Koolaid, your team has lost over 30 players since last year.  Between the NFL, grades, and the police you are in a real pickle.  This is why Auburn is considering letting a dude who beats his girl back on the team.

@WILDMANBS:  

Brandon Smith

Well obviously LSU and Bammer Blogs are only ones still saying we're being investigated.

I had no idea that the New York Times, ESPN, CBS, FOX, CNNSI and Gene Chizik were Bama blogs.


@BizarroJammy:


we'll see who's laughing after the #AugustBomb. I'm going to salute my AU flag, recite The Creed & go to sleep now


First saying the creed and saluting the Auburn flag before bed doesn't mean your a fan, it means you're creepy and sad.  Second, all day the Yahoo guys were on the radio saying that the August article wasn't about Bama or LSU.  Who could they be talking about? 


@BizzaroJammy:



Playing 'Son of a Preacher Man' was classless and, in addition, Bear's Dead! 

So playing that song was classless, but saying Bear's dead is not? 

@AUSportTalk:
Scott Reaves




another butthurt updyke -----> @banditref 


Not so much butthurt tonight, I was more laughing at you.  I was butthurt the day after the Iron Bowl.   Now that it looks like that is going to be vacated it's more funny than anything else.  Fun note about this dude: like most Auburn tweeters last night they would attack you with a comment, you would re-tweet thier comment and then respond back.  They would cut out your response and only post to their followers their half of the conversation.  I think the term for that is big ole wussies. This guy is supposed to be an Auburn writer and an agent at BGS Sports Marketing.  I looked up BGS they have two clients, two.  So the big agent with two clients can't respond to me on twitter like a man? 


I would love to post some of the responses off Auburn sites like Track Em Tigers, but there is absolutely nothing on Track Em Tigers about this.  That's right, Auburn's own head coach has admitted you are being investigated by the NCAA and your response is to ... ignore it?  How is that a solution?  I guess the wussy runs deep in the Auburn family.

Bring it on my little Newtons.

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