This is why we laugh at you Big Ten.

This is the new Big Ten logo. Almost as bad as the division names.
This is why you are a joke to the rest of the country Big Ten.  The names of the Big Ten divisions have been leaked: the Legend's Division and the Leader's Division. As if calling yourself the Big Ten and having twelve member schools wasn't dumb enough.  Legend's just makes us think of the senior PGA golf tour.  Leaders is just as ridiculous. Leaders of what?  Why not name the divisions East and West so we could tell who is in which division?  That makes way to much sense for the Big Ten really 12.

As if you hadn't laughed enough today, let's look at what the Big Ten really 12 named their new awards.  List here.  They are named after famous Big Ten alums, coaches, or players.  What's wrong with that? Oh, just that they named every award after two people!  Our favorite is the "Griese-Brees Quarterback of the Year."  Gotta love those Greasy Breezes.

The Big Ten and its crazy commissioner get funnier every year. It's bad enough you're the conference holding us back from a playoff system.  Of course the Big Ten but really 12 conference knows that in a playoff system they would most likely get destroyed.   The premier teams of the Big Ten can rarely hang with the mediocre teams of the SEC or  PAC10. Thanks for the laughs Big Ten really 12. Keep up the good work.

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